Look around you. Everybody is lazy. They don't want to work. They want to watch TV all day and sleep all night. The couch is their office.
But how can they afford this indolent lifestyle?
The answer: With your money.
They will slip on the floor at your house party. They will get bitten by your dog. They will get whiplash when your car taps theirs. They will contract a case of life-threatening warts from shaking your hand.
And then...they will sue you for everything you've got.
I know because I was a victim of these freeloading con artists. I once had four homes, a boat, and a small entourage of concubines.
But then a woman took it all away. And all because I married her. If you're reading this, Danielle, I'm talking about you. And I haven't forgotten. I hope you're having fun on that yacht with the trainer I paid for.